His vagina is bleeding blood all over the court
Dude I just peed on my pants. not in them though. and yes there is a difference
I'm so drunk that I ordered a root beer at the bar. Whoops?
how do you tell someone you stalk them in a non-creepy way
you don't.
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Well, I can't relate. I have no idea what it feels like to withhold sex. Or have self-control in general.
She's beautiful tan and skinny she will make me hate myself and that's what I need in a friend right now
just because the DWI class is located at the University does not make him a professor. I was duped, he is in no way, shape or form a professor!
Shout out to this stomach virus for helping me prepare for whatever slutty Halloween costume I decide to wear.
I didn't think I was even that high but when we were standing in the cop car's headlights I totally forgot how to use my arms
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It's so hard to fall asleep when I can hear your genitals smacking against hers. I hate you with all the love in my heart.
If I send you a picture of a dick will you give me your honest reaction?
Any sexual interaction is meaningless without pizza during half time.
I'm good. Got my nipples pierced and threw my back out. 🙌
I smell like cotton candy and guilt.
Yes I went home with her last night. I woke up this morning and ran into my boss on the way to the bathroom. Monday is going to suck at work.
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