Hello, balls-out mistake. It's been a while.
how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
I tried karate at age 7 and quit after realizing it conflicted with watching new episodes of "Full House."
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
New Years Resolution for 2011 : QUALITY cock. Not quantity.
Literally I thought my ears were pouring out blood. That high.
Nothing says thanksgiving like acid flashbacks
K, im gonna wait to get my dick pierced so we can do it as a family function.
For future reference. Do not congratulate the bar tender at oscars she is not pregnant she has just gotten fat u will get a shot thrown in your face
It's like wanting to be a vampire vs being a vampire. You don't know the cock lust until it's infected you.
I have a bad feeling I'm going to like this fuck buddy
he told me he didn't like my name so he was going to call me Casey instead
Medicine hack, old crowe and ramen flavor packets isnt a cure for the cold.
I just called my grandma crying, apologizing for being the first grandchild to have premarital sex...I'm either about to start my period or pregnant.
Clearly you need to take sleeping pills and put your phone in the toilet
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