It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
Come on the kid is gayer than me
Like the straightest thing he could do right now is take it up the butt
I feel like I got hit by a truck made out of Jack Daniels.
She needs to learn what's it like to have sex with someone and regret it the next day.
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I don't want end up bound and gagged in the back of a van headed for rehab. Bound and gagged OK. Just not the rehab part.
Just realized the guy is in my class. Unless there's another guy that had half his ear bit off at a St. Patty's party
Im thinking about quitting weed for my dog
Sooo the theme of my 21st is rapidly becoming Gay Mexico
I feel I must have sex with him first to fully decide where my vagina belongs.
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And he listens to me when I talk to him like the hulk.
I swear if you get so drunk that I have to sing Bohemian Rhapsody to you again to get you to come out of the bathroom I'm leaving you at the bar this time.
It's not even 8 pm, or Saint Patrick's Day, and Kevin is drunk on my roof humping the air
There are horrible decisions in life and then there are tequila flavored moonshine decisions
He wrote on the bartenders notepad "phone?" So I wrote back "911"
I didn't know it was possible and I don't know if I'll ever be able to do it again on my own but he literally fuck me sideways.
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