Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
I can't go out tonight I need to save my money for important things.....like rogaine and ecstasy.
threw up in my backpack again. Asian guy I cheat from wasn't pleased.
I don't care. I'm going to fuck John's friend and it's all your fault.
I'm not saying going to the volleyball games drunk on Tuesday night was a bad idea I'm just saying we shouldn't make a routine of it.
I'm laying outside on my patio attempting to get sun with a puke bucket next to me... This is dedication to the tan my friend
Lost my credit card. M has a bottle of blood in her pocket from a hobo.
Oh my god I just remembered I bit a stripper last night.
I would ask what did you do but I feel like who did you do is probably more appropriate
I'm surprised I haven't crapped out a leprechaun, I'm so hungover
I WISH WE COULD PLAY THE DRINKING GAME TOGETHER AND THEN BANG FOR AMERICA.
My throw up tasted like pumpkin, fall is right around the corner.
My dog misses eating marshmallows out of your butt when you're passed out. That bordered on sex abuse, now that I think about it. My bad.
I wanted to buy shoes but nothing fit. So i'm getting a vibrator.
It finally happened my mom knowingly gave me money to buy drugs i knew this day would come\n
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