i left the bar a little after you and ended up flipping my car in the arbys drive thru
So guess who had sex in a Ghostbusters sleeping bag.
Jim came in did 3 body shots of her she said "I like your tongue" and they left. I swear to god its deja vu he's done it before
We are taking shots off of spoons and listening to Mary Poppins.
Just got done fucking the squirter chick. She came when we were in a 69. I now know what it's like to be water boarded.
He fell asleep and I'm awkwardly laying here because all I have to wear is my tutu. I'm pretty sure his roommate is going to be back soon so this should be fun. This is my life now. PS. the background of his phone is a picture of his hedgehog.
i looked at my phone & had a message that said "tell your friend she needs to clean my livingroom, i dont appreciate her trying to turn it into a bubblebath." I give you probs.
Drinking, I should not. Got here I don't know. Still drunk, I am. At courtneys.
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
I rolled joints beforehand. Lit a candle. Ghetto rigged taping the 40's on my hands and then lit the joint using the flame of the candle.
I'm so proud of your modern ingenuity
I consider any night I don't make out with someone a bad night. So I've been great.
Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
Only in this town do you have a bridesmaid shortage due to pregnancies.
when part of the plan includes getting high, i usually forget how the rest of the plan goes.
Had to trim my nails cus they got too long to effectively finger myself with
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