So I don't think its herpes anymore. Could be a sign of diabetes though. Is it bad that I consider getting diabetes 'dodging a bullet'?
it's a girl!!
That's great, I look forward to meeting her in 18 years
Yeah he's still asleep. I washed the blender out. He tried to make a ham-shake. Lets wait until after break to have that talk. I kind of want to see where this goes.
A guy just washed his hands in the toilet. No joke
Things I can say. There is a photo of me pouring whipped cream into a midgets mouth.
I'm naked and wearing a cowbell.i love med school.
If you spent as much time trying to get laid as you do masturbating you would surpass all of us.
We need to re-create the Get Some Ass Tour 2002.
Um, 2 out of 3 people involved with that particular event are now married, so I don't think that will be happening.
HELLO, they're MARRIED! They need to get some ass more than anyone.
Seriously just confirmed via our bathroom scale that a keg weighs 170lbs
Traded my phone for pizza, then got it back this morning....successful night
Apparently we carried the stove upstairs. I Woke up with it in my room.
I still maintain we were not that drunk......
Dude, Dimensionally it doesn't even fit in that stairway! We might have to knock a wall out to get it back down!
10/10 would definitely still fuck you dressed as squirrel
Vodka Vensday. With a Russian accent... It counts.
Ripping out my IUD in Dave and busters bathroom
I made her pull the car over 5 times to puke because she was going to fast, apparently she was only going 30mph...
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