Maybe I lied like you did about your herpes.
I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
Swine flu is the new snow day.
So... 5th graders can't whisper for shit, but apparently I have an awesome rack.
Haha. Niice.
Yeah, I didn't know whether to be shocked or flattered.
both.
He just walked up to be, grabbed my boob and said 'i think they have shrunk' i have no idea who he was.
I can't wait for you to see these terrible photos I'm about to have taken with some stripper looking girls. I don't know what this photographer is thinking
Doing Jager Bombs on a Sunday morning is justified...How else is my team going to win?
81 degrees in april.... Thinking margaritacicles, you in?
I want you to get your positive energy all over me. I want to to look like something from Ghostbusters.
He started a convo with me by saying that we went to high school together and then recommended I try meth.
He woke me up, handed me a ringing phone and said break up w her for me. That hung over.
I'm graduating college in 4 days. I already miss the bad decisions
I was really hoping my 420 would involve a lot more weed and a lot less buttholes
The cure for a hangover evidently is not walking around in a costume in the sun towards of park of screaming children
The highlight of my week is I found some hetero porn I didn't completely hate. Branching out.
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