I don't think you know how difficult it is to pee in poncho..
I feel like your standards for women is like rent-a-centers standards for credit.
I wish there was some sort of "recently added" function for blackberrys so i could see what random numbers i got from the night before
Was just explained ingredients in a four loko. Puzzles of the universe starting to piece together.
I already have one guy that I have regrettable sex with. I don't need another.
AND OMG I HOPE YOU ARE GREAT WITH CHILD. COOK THAT BUN!
The last party at your house was a sex toy party...it's an obvious transition to baby shower
My goal this weekend is to get a number that goes with the penis I take him.
Aspirations
You decided it was too difficult to walk down the stairs so you just rolled across his kitchen floor laughing like a maniac and trying to drink at the same time
these are times I'm glad I'm Jewish because the Torah is just like "drink, eat, and fuck"
Definitely just threw up in a mcds cup going through Wendy's drive thru. I'm way to hungover to go to work today
Still riding the magical train of drugs so, yeah, Id say I feel great
It got to the point where I was so drunk, playing rock paper scissors as a drinking game seemed like a good idea.
Dick is dick
Look decision making is not my specialty
Which is why I just spent $33 on a breakfast sandwich coffee and hash browns
I don't wanna be 33 that's when Jesus died
Randomize
