you still trying to smash that chick?
it's a losing battle and she kinda sucks. been busy with school so not getting midweek drunk - she's nearly unbearable sober
I do no wrong. I am always right. Right? I forget why I am sending this. It seemed relevant.
every time you feel disappointed with the red wings take a shot
Somewhere in this world my second husband is in 9th grade.
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Siri just reminded me to pickup Plan B
Just walked into McDonald's and a bunch of fat girls gave me a look like I just entered their territory.
Just living on dreams and a bed of used condoms
I'm drinking your booze since you ate my pop-tarts. I'm telling you this because I still don't think it's a fair trade.
DOGS JUST TOTALLY ATE THE FEATHERS OFF MY NIPPLE CLAMPS!!!
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Let's go dancing. I wanna sprain an ankle. And a labia. My labia or yours. I'm not picky.
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
It's not your birthday unless mom picks you up at the bar
like don't tell me my baby smooth vag offended you
So not only did I get laid today but I also left with a 42” tv lol
I gave Sophia a glitter bomb for Christmas. And before you ask is because she pooped in my cat litter box and then drank all my liquor and didn't pay me back and refuses to acknowledge that she had any wrongdoing. So she gets to clean up glitter for the next 10 years.
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