i got kicked out of Barns and Nobles cuz i put all the bibles in the fiction section
Okay you totally passed out. Ask me about the bike parking garage and the expired baby formula in the morning.
I just went in my fridge and said to my turkey "see you thursday". I seriously have issues
I just peed in the Schreyer honors college shrubbery. Thanks honors students, you're finally good for something
judging by the pasta sauce and dirty pans i spent my blackout being emeril
You realize at the bar last night we blew on imaginary whistles like rose from titanic right?
The last thing I remember is sitting in a chair and him hand feeding me bell peppers
I can't leave your house without my underwear spending the night.
the fact that i already established a hook up buddy for thanksgiving break is genius
Beer is acceptable at 830am if it's your bday, right?
She's chasing her own tail and is afraid of her own feet. My stoner cat, ladies and gentlemen.
just woke up. hair smells like weed and bbq. shins are bruised. vague memory of us chasing deer at the park at 3 am. fill me in on what exactly happened.
Netflix, eggnog, and bed? Maybe some hand stuff?
ok but bondage is pretty much my easy mode
He lives 20 minutes away driving distance and decided to walk. I talked to him today and he took a nap along the way... In a cemetery.
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