You were pissed we didn't change the movie to Eurotrip so you kept singing "Scotty Doesn't Know" over and over until you passed out.
Wednesdays are like the thursdays of tuesdays... Drink time
Do you remember using the heel of your shoe as a shish kabob stick? You offered me some chicken, but I declined.
I am soup sandwich. I have been at dAnce party
I just got a mental picture of us having sex in a trash can.
I'm cheerleading for traffic. people are staring. Why am i the only high person on the way to class?
He had "Bad Bitches Only" tattooed above his dick. I don't know his name but I hope I find him again. I also don't feel that I lived up to the challenge.
The strip club incident sums up our friendship pretty well
Agreed then we'll really be on our A game tomorrow. And by A I mean alcohol.
So you drank bourbon with cough syrup?
I still had a cough. It only makes sense
I woke up naked with a $20 bill taped to my titty, so I must of had fun.
We were having sex and my nose just started pouring blood. He reached down to the floor, grabbed a sock and held it to my nose. He just kept pounding away like nothing was happening.
If I get a 4.0 I am doing SO much cocaine.
Fuck it, I'm going to make my own dick pic album since iOS 10 won't do it for me.
Change of plans & whoring it up tonight
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