But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
quadriplegic porn is always funny
no. no its not
Black out sex on the trampoline? yes please.
Funny, I didnt know that facebook statuses were for crappy song lyrics
i wanted to tell my neighbors to shut up it was 4am, but listening to her rag on him for his minute man routine was actually entertaining
So I fucked that hot french guy last night
You do know he's the one who threw up on our table, right? You get to clean it up.
You Were screaming "Im trying to get it in" and "stop cock blocking" while i threw you in the car
If you come, call before you come in. I'm tanning my balls. Enjoy that visual.
I may be new to bar life, but full on grabbing my vag shouldn't happen...anywhere.
Just rolled up a joint with a cop standing right beside me. He just told us to not leave behind any garbage or empties. God I love canadian camping
The only people in the library at 5:00 on the friday after finals are homeless or pre-med.
It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
Your boobs stole my birthday thunder!
I woke up to him crying and pouring pixy stix in my mouth saying they would bring me back to life.
Legit just looked at the gin bottle and said, “Aw fuck, I’m going to feel this in the morning.”
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