I would dunk an oreo in her breast milk
dude, the summer is killing me. i just woke up cause my balls were stuck to HER leg!
i was so drunk i stopped mid-blowjob to make sure he i was with my boyfriend and not some random. twice.
just found preset five on the shower head...pretty sure my pussy just had a panic attack
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
I'm quite proud of this turning point from one night stands to giving some guy a BJ to fix my car for free.
I made weed fried chicken. What have you done today?
Apparently I had an idea for a cooking show and then proceeded to throw cookies at people.
honestly I asked the same thing when we had our slip n slide and margarita party
It wasn't really sex. It was just rolling around, trying to make sure his dick didn't end up in my ass.
Well you just missed the ten chi o pledges singing la bamba at our doorstep.
Who the fuck was that guy he kept pulling his dick out walking up to people trying to hand it to people and saying go ahead open the door like it was a door knob
We turned on "find my friends" and watched her progress. Got concerned when she didn't move for an hour on Adelaide, turned out a booty call was made, then she went back to the bars.
How exactly does one go about seducing an older, possibly blind gentleman?
I made out with the hosts' boyfriend, infront of her, drank way too much, slept in my car and convinced everyone that I'm really a nice person. If that's not skilled lying, I don't know what is.
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