similar to the time we made up the game of screaming at the top of our lungs any time a guy any of us slept with walked into the party. that went over SO well.
Getting up at 8 this morning to drink could be the best and the worst idea we've ever had
He said I was like bonnie and clyde all rolled into one but twice as trashy and 75% less clothes...
He obviously understands you completely.
The only piece of furniture in the apartment is a wine rack.
we had to stop you from eating moldy cake.. twice.
She won't let me open the car door while we are on the highway so I can throw up outside. She deserves to have her car thrown up in.
How do I explain the handcuffs and tanning goggles on our living room floor? There's rope too. The cats love the rope.
If we could give a gymnastic score to drunken nights, I would be a part of the Fab Five.
Ran into him again last night, stole his glowstick and walked away. The glowstick mountain in my room keeps growing.
I feel like it went downhill once I decided we should take $100 tequila shots.. oops lol
I didn't know what to do so I panicked and puked in my pillowcase with my pillow still inside.
Spending Thanksgiving making a swinging profile brings the day to a whole new level...
Turns out that Irishman put my panties under his pillow afterward. Thanks?
It was an interesting experience to have sex while there was a triathlon going on right outside my bedroom window because it sounded like everyone is cheering for you in bed.
How supportive!
We are literally scheduling phone sex... if that's not long distance af then i don't know what is
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