I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
I know right? mind you this is the same woman who told me when I was 12 that oral sex just meant talking dirty
there should be a rule against ugly people hooking up.
yeah...but then what would the ugly people do? hook up with pretty people? yeahhh..don't see that happening in the near future. plus i'm not okay with that.
I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
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bouncer thought i was tryin to get the license plate numbers of strippers to stalk them. I had to go show him where I threw up to get back in.
I was the one passing out cake at the bars
you just knocked on the window of the ambulance and waved at me as we drove away
He recognized me by my ass from about 15 yards away. I must have a REALLY nice ass.
It was fine until he came back to my place, grabbed a beer, HIGH-FIVED me, and left.
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Just witnessed a fat waitress doing whipits in the back of a waffle house.. my life seems a little brighter..
I have to be more responsible. I've dropped three lighters into my bong today.
There are more dirty dishes in my bed then in the kitchen. Have I lost at life?
So apparently having sex with your co-worker in the bathroom at the staff party can get you fired.
Learn from my mistakes, you naive soul: Gay love triangles are just as dangerous as straight love triangles.
Also, I'm not that drunk, but I'm thinking of pulling the blinds all the way up and casting some porn up onto the living room TV to establish dominance over our neighbors.
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