Michael Bay diarrhea
I wanted to google "huge banana" but I'm pretty sure all I'd get is dick pictures.
pedialite and red bull = repair kit
you know what its like when everyone is chanting "do it, do it"...still friends?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
all of his pictures were taken on a library computer, how did you even consider fucking him?
His response today determines what state my vagina will be in this weekend.
How bad is the voicemail?
You graded my boobs.... C minus. Asshole.
Well, I had a dudes gf walk in on us the next morning but nothing during...She shook my hand after I got dressed and said "nice to meet you with your clothes on" best moment of my life.
I GOOGLED IT. BEES CAN MASTURBATE. WHAT.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I decided I was tough enough to wax my bikini area myself. Long story short, I'll be drunk when you get home
I'm drunk in a place called Lick-A-Chick. PS. It's not a lesbian hot spot, they sell chicken.
Just passed the animal clinic parking lot I had to pull over to puke in during welcome week. I can almost hear the dogs barking at my shame again.
Good. Go forth, young stallion. Destroy the vaginal region with your tidy crotch.
He was standing in the living room wearing a Donald Trump wig and looking very disappointed
Just calm down. My foot long super joint and I will be over shortly.
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