two pink lines on a pregnancy test is bad, isn't it?
only if you didn't want to fuck up your life.
a creepy fucking ass man came up and started raven cawwing in my ear... he said it was the raven mating call. i am officially freaked out
she added me on facebook and her celebrity doppelganger is rosie odonnel. FUCK
how the hell did u puke all over the magazines... do u still want me to keep them
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Wow... that's disturbing man, and their not even my balls
We left the window open. My vibrators funeral is at 2ish.....bring a side dish or some shit.
where are you?
Hypothermia
It was smashing those cupcakes into my face that did it. Junk food and I don't mix.
The liquor store guy just accused me of buying alcohol of minors due to how many bottles I got. The guy should be used to this from me.
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We don't watch enough power rangers
You forgot the part where I played Slip and Slide with my own puke and fucked up my knee.
He saw one of my bras on the floor and said "damn you could eat soup out of this"
I asked him if we were going to get arrested for doing it in the bar parking lot. "Absolutly not" said the guy getting the blow job...
I know EXACTLY where things went wrong with her...I didn't use Cheetos as a wooing tool.
No no. Thank you. Killed multiple birds with one penis.
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