He asked to "fluff my boner.."
I need to start cutting my cocaine with Plan B
WE WERE REALLY IN A PORNO LAST NIGHT
fuck that im pissed. when I come back im ripping forskin off.
May have caused an international incident. More details after we taxi in.
Just found my bra in a bag of chips on the kayak floating about the pond. Sure sign of a good night
The only way to make beer can wizard staffs any better is to sew your own wizards robe and hat to go along with it. welcome to tuesday nights at my new apartment
She is currently expressing her joy for "bad to the bone" through interpretive dance...
The only thing I remember last night was feeding my dog 4 McDoubles.
Of the past 48 hours, 46 of them have been spent naked. I'd say it's been a good two days.
I was going down on her and she started whistling "Whistle while you work." I'm in love.
So this is how i'm celebrating Easter? By eating chicken nuggets and masturbating all day. What a life.
Give it up bro. I’m not wearing pants or a bra and only an act of god could change that
Wow. I hope you were either doing that in your sleep or blacked out. You threw up then covered yourself in duct tape... i wish i got that on camera
I have post one night stand depression
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