he whispered in my ear that he would be upstairs and i should come up. i stayed downstairs. he came back down and repeated to whisper in my ear. this happened about 5 times until he passed out.
The sex was great until she started shouting, "Succeed!, Succeed!" Then it was like I was fucking a motivational speaker. Awkward.
Just walked by a group of guys calling out walks of shame with a mega phone from their front porch.
What happened on tuesday that a stripper knows my full name?
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I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
I've come to realize that after waking up this morning for work no one wins in bar dice.
Just had a guy dressed only in a towel ask me for a cig, hug me and kiss me then proceeded to pee of the balcony while still talking to me and callin me baby
I will now refer to my life as before and after I used Astroglide for the first time
Just abandoned him for a bowl of soup and the living room floor...hope the window replacement guys don't get a show..I miss you!
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Beer pong consisted of me throwing a ball at the wall and then falling over because moving my arm made me dizzy. I think our team lost.
Sorry blacked out and lost my phone. Judging by the looks of my body I fought a cat and fell into a bush.
They had to stop us from skinny dipping in the reflection pool of the Mormon temple.
i feel like when you brought up the possibility of you getting pregnant the sexting is over
The modern romantic, surprising his gf w/ a gram of blow
He burst in the bathroom while I was peeing to hand me my beer I was looking for earlier tht night. And my pants were already down so I thought why not
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