shes the kind of girl i dont like to talk to unless my penis is in her mouth.
I wish they made portable blow up dolls for girls.
It's called a dildo, genius. Go to sleep.
should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
dude we were making out and she kept singing the americas next top model song. you wanna be on top?
I have come to the conclusion that if you don't fulfill your life ambitions you should go into porn
you screamed santa and jumped in front of 50 kids to tell him you wanted a bong for christmas.
Im sweating champagne and woke up in nothing but a tuxedo jacket. What didnt go wrong last night?
i officially have over $300 in my bank account. that's a year's worth of chipotle.
I showed him my toy collection and he goes, "You won't need those anymore," and dropped his pants. I threw the House of Pleasure out last night.
No I did not just post a Craigslist ad for a used stripper pole because I can't afford my own. But now that you put the idea in my head I might have to.
Due to this morning's events my new porn name is Reepa Nipplov.
I don't intentionally mean to ruin relationships for personal gain but. Yeah nah I totally do.
Hi. Tara tells me your sandwiches and stamina are substantial
Open the door and I will lure them out to freedom with viagra and candy orange slices. You know they love that shit.
You’re better off without him. Actually, he’s better off without you and that’s what really matters
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