This row in front of you is like duck, duck, goose - but eating disorder, eating disorder, failed eating disorder
Drinking mikes hard & watching the swan princess. i fucking LOVE college
Dude I totally just watched a girl put a tampon soaked in vodka up her vag
I need new friends
my history teacher totally just suggested that we record his lectures and play drinking games with them later so that we pay attention to the material.
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You fell asleep with your fingers in my vagina. You made this a relationship.
I stole an ensure out of their fridge and started chugging it. That was when Maria made me leave.
I've heard awesome things about their margaritas. I also may buy a mustache from party city. Would you do me with a mustache on??! Hahahaha. But, really.
I just try to date guys based on what I need like I am trying to find an electrician now
You gays are geniuses
His ex-girlfriend just gave his current girlfriend the heimlach omg omg omg help this is so awkward
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It all started because he put my damn phone in his pants. By his crotch nonetheless.
I felt really bad for not letting her go in, it was like we were dangling lesbians in front of her
We'll get you some ice cream, but no sprinkles. Sprinkles are for winners.
Three times. Three times I left home yesterday in search for sex, and three times I returned un-orgasmed.
all I remember is grinding on everyone in the room regardless of gender and quoting the lion king non-stop. We need to stop buying Jameson.
His dick is social distance approved
Social distance approved?
big enough for me to fuck from six feet away
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