stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
He came on my face and told me I looked like a gingerbread house.
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
I am drinking at a movie theater seeing a children's movie, 2nd time this week
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Hey man thanks for carrying me in and out of that frat house. There's no I in team.
He tried peeing out of the sunroof.
Uhg.. This isn't fair. I just want to have sex with you until i lose consciousness, wake up and start over... is that so much to ask?
I just walked past a woman in the bar stroking a mans crotch, yelling 'I made this. I made this happen.'
After i black out, be a good friend and point me to the direction of a girl with daddy issues, any girl would do just fine
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nobody understands how my tooth became embedded in the ceiling last night.
We found him in the backyard throwing shoes onto the roof yelling "WHO BRINGS CROCS TO A HOUSE PARTY?!"
Weird come down, just saw a woman on the train go to grab something and realised she had terrifying hands. They literally filled me with dread. I don't think I'm ok.
I was just like oh sorry I'm peeling meanwhile my legs are on either side of his head and I look like a fucking Komodo dragon
Is it weird that I noticed my lower half feels strange and then further realized it's bc I'm wearing underwear to bed for the first time in weeks..maybe months?
Is it bad that I like to have a guy to flirt with in every class? I feel like it's excellent motivation: to shave, to shower and to show up.
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