so i told him i still liked him. he laughed
well, your crazy. what did you expect?
I just saw a Kleenex commercial and thought about last night. I'm sorry about your hair.
If I'm gonna go to jail I'm gonna be wearing a poncho
I called my dad at 3 a.m. because I thought he'd be proud that I didnt get arrested. Daddys little girl at her finest...
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Why does every bad decision I make wind up having 1000 likes on YouTube?
You pretended to pelvic thrust my mother on the boat while my 92 year old grandmother looked on. Thanks.
I wonder if a fish could survive in vodka
I could
If one more dude who finds out I'm a cop asks to see me in uniform I'm gonna become asexual
I'M SO HIGH I FORGOT HOW TO EAT A STRAWBERRY. A FUCKING STRAWBERRY.
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i had to call him over, it was my last chance at getting some tonight
HE HAS A RESTRAINING ORDER AGAINST U!!!
it expires tomorrow
got laid for being an eagle scout again. 4 more and ill have all my merit badges.
Im drunk taking pregnancy tests with this really hot girl...i dont know what is happening
I could not add him. He gets 5 likes on Instagram.
FYI there's a girl here with happy daddy written on her tits
So who has the penis shaped party tray? You or your mom?
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