did you wind up at some random place? and do you remember face planting into the fireplace?
I have got to lose weight!! Apparently no one wants to fuck a fat chick with herpes.
The doctor wrote 'condom retrieval' on my discharge paper.
I just walked by a party bus on my way to study. God hates me.
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Two questions: what are you doing RIGHT NOW? and do you know how to drive a golf cart?
PRINCE HARRY WAS AT WAL MART SO NEXT TIME YOU BITCH ABOUT GOING TO WAL MART REMEMBER THAT EVEN PRINCE HARRY GOES TO WAL MART.
There's jello in my purse I have a mysterious glow stick and didn't sleep with anyone my god I'm 3 for 3 tonight
I just spent 20 mins in the shower washing n rewashing my body to get rid of stripper. I even loofa'd my face.
I woke up on a navy base in a different time zone. I'm never leaving tallahassee again.
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Somewhere in this city is a lost rubber penis that needs to find its way back home
well if they don't get here soon...no fuck it, I'm going to the strip club.
Learn from my mistakes. DO NOT try to steam a garment of clothing while you are wearing it. The burn is not worth the de-wrinkle.
I am attempting to break the habit of calling him daddy.
My drunk ass is being chauffeured around like the damn queen of England
Well, if I'm gonna go gay, it's gonna be for NPH
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