That's kind of creepy but I guess since I'm wearing your dad's pants nothing is off limits anymore
So, when he came he screamed MORTAL KOMBAT!!!! at the top of his lungs and all of his roomates yelled back FINISH HER!!!!.....yeah kinda akward
Katy Perry is on a Proactiv commercial. That "I kissed a girl" shit is so much less hot now.
MIND BOGGLER: batman and jesus are the same person. Think about it.
There are GROWN MEN with fake HP wands flinging curses at me in Walmart.
That's funny. Are they weird looking???
OF COURSE THEY ARE WEIRD LOOKING, THEY ARE STALKING ME IN WALMART. WITH. FAKE. WANDS.
Why do I feel like the only way for this trip to end is alcohol poisoning?
everyone thought he was too sick to make it, but he showed up. Ten minutes in and he's doing vodka shots with nyquil chasers
trading diseases for a hangover? that's either a really good decision or a really, really bad one. we'll find out if he wakes up tomorrow
we played dirty jenga the drinking edition... some girl really just broke a rib? how do we even go this hard
we're meeting twins and drinking tequila. i love life
And I just found out I called my debit card a fast food passport so I dont deserve to live
Well am going to a strip club before sun down, I dont think anything good can come from that.
Good morning love! Friendly reminder that we decided to make leggings with a vagina zipper. "For the winter quickie"
I put a bagel at the end of my bed so every time I want a bite I have to do a sit up
Man, that hitchhiker cursed me.
I'm a shining star this evening. Dancing with a cane in rite aid now. I should be kept under survaillance.
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