You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
Somehow last night, my dad got me so drunk that I ended up throwing up on the couch, turning the cushions over to hide it, and going to sleep on them.
Just asked the bartender if I could use the register to see my grades.
thats the coolest thing thats happened to my vagina since i dated that guy from portugal.
Next time when I try to seductively eat onion rings while drunk remind me of tonight.
Uh oh. Middle aged belly dancers. And they just got out swords. Shit is about to get real.
dude I'm not 100% but I think your mom is sexting me.
So im guessing you dont remember the walk home, where you layed down in the alley and began to sing "threes company too" and when i told you to get up you had the nerve to tell me i was to drunk.
I am significantly less than sober now. Gonna make like, ten hotdogs.
I got really adventurous too. Like. Balls in the mouth adventurous.
You know more about his cock specs than his childhood. Proud of you
The Game of Thrones convention was just a drunk fuckfest.
Please tell me you banged Jon Snow.
I tried to breakup with him by telling I had a threesome. He one upped me by saying he had a 5-some so I couldn’t do it.
This is what I get for listening to Christians.
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