my mom just informed me that i masturbate loudly
wasted. watching meteors, awesome idea i ever had, see 2 for every 1 with ma double vision
I just watched Jersey Shore so I would know what rock bottom was when I reach it.
I took both his daughters virginities. There's no way he won't give me a job
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She kept saying my hands are a cupcake factory
I can't be drunk. Sober yes. Drunk no. Spoonfuls
He was just laying on the stairs and then screamed, "Is that a clubhouse?" I haven't seen him since
he seriously made his penis a facebook.
Thank you for getting us into that car accident. I have had more guys hit on me than ever before because of my broken fingers.
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yeah its nbd she just bit me in the face. be there soon
You screamed 'no, YOU put some pants on' at a cop. I pretended not to know you.
It was over as soon as he asked if he could name my vagina pancake.
He wanted to drink hypnotic from my butt crack. I need to move out this state.
I'm drunk listening and crying to Selena. How's your Monday?
The dentist walked in on me trying to bottle some laughing gas to take home with me. That high.
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