so let's talk penis.
I fucked her on my hockey bag. it doesnt get any more Canadian than that.
Was just practicing flip cup with my NyQuil cup...
I'd invite him but there's too many people who have fucked me going already
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Worst PDA I've ever seen. She even licked the mustard off his mustach
the parents are super pissed...made eye contact with the mom while going down on another girl
It's called "lets see how many European capitals we can do the walk of shame through in one year"
I got carried out by security last night. AND the taxi had to drive up onto the sidewalk to get me i was that drunk.
I give you full permission to fuck a rando on my air mattress.
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I'd apply for another job, but "staring out windows crying" is not a hot qualification right now.
Woke up behind one of the fraternity brothers houses in the grass wearing a guinness hat and aviators hugging a 30 rack box with a zonie on my chest next to a campfire.
It threw me off a little. I had to take a moment and ask myself, "Is he really fingering me in his mom's kitchen while I eat a whopper?"
I got outsmarted by a door tonight. Twice.
he's spending the night tonight. if i can walk straight tomorrow i'll be pissed.
no, it was more of an i-don't-think-he-even-knows-what-a-clitoris-is, bad.
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