i think i'm in class. and blacked out.
we should start having sex in the shower. less clean up.
She ordered a salad and a budweiser. I love her.
Biggest lesson I have learned in college: Drink if you are happy. Drink more if you aren't.
he left me a note this morning. it said "thank you for letting me touch you"
Blood. All over. Pre coke adventure needs to slow down unless I'm involved
It's official, there's a sex tape of me floating around some high school
the worst part was waking up this morning to his skrillex ringtone.....when was it ever okay for friends to let other friends go home WITH GUYS LIKE THAT!?
Well tech shes born nov 12, but since her head was out on the 11th, she claims both days as her birthday
Update. A gay dude just told me I'm the most beautiful thing with a vagina he as ever seen. How should I feel about this?
I made a bucket list last night. Number 5: Will marry a wizard.
Do you think he’ll fall in love with me if I tell him I have a nickname for his penis
I'm completely creeped out. He's dressed as me. And thinks it's funny.
I will bring Jesus to court if he punishes me for that
We're hate flirting, damnit.
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