Circus confirmed... Jello shots before 9 pm are not cocktails for sucess
My mom made me chili for when I get home from the bar. Those are the standards I expect you to live up to
Who would win... a chainsaw pooping pterodactyl or a bear with machine guns for feet. big debate about this right now
Just saw some guy puking out of the dorm window, its for sure monday
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Woke up in the front yard with a chalupa and a firecracker in my back pocket. It's what the founding fathers would want
We'll talk about this tommorrow when I'm not mistaking my fingers for French fries....
After seeing all of the pics during the trial, all I could think was "her vagina doesn't look THAT dangerous"
I just handed a girl a slice of pizza and she handed me her number. Is this how Vegas hookups normally begin?
Is that a question you really want to ask or do you just want to tell you that I can't walk without feeling like my legs are collapsing underneath me
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My mom has had 5 shots of fireball today and she's still functioning normally... She's just extra polite.
We did hand stuff while watching teenage mutant ninja turtles so I guess you could say it's getting serious
I'm crying watching Rihanna at the VMAs. Periods are a bitch
I’m also apparently a very socialist drunk now
Instead of a horny one. All I want to fuck is capitalism these days.
I get so pissed when there is something that NEEDS to be made fun of and you're not here.
You know he wants it bad when he starts going door to door for condoms.
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