He freaked out when I started to orgasm. He said he never knew girls could orgasm too.
You just kept mumbling, "Shit shit shit, the muffin man owes me money." Repeatedly.
I traded the garbage men the rest of my handle for a ride home. Best. Walk. Of. Shame. Ever.
They make twin pack pregnancy tests for girls like us
He's in the hospital yelling at his brother to at least have stuck something "normal" up his ass.
Again?
ERIN AND I ARE GETTING MATCHING VIBRATORS. I'M PEER PRESSURING YOU INTO JOINING THE CLUB. Besides we're the three best friends that anyone could have, you better not ruin that by being a pussy and not treating your pussy to awesomeness. That is all.
And to add, there was a fat guy right next to me who, when the girls would shake their butts, he would let out a shrill xena warrior princess cheer
Find me a cup with a lid so I can illegally drink in your car. I'll be there in bout 10 minutes.
I walked in on him fucking my best friend. I think we've reached the point of following each other on twitter.
I made it crystal clear I'm only upset because he's not anywhere fit to be a father of my unborn zygote
we told you you couldn't get your dick sucked because you were a girl and you yelled at us and said we were 'discriminating you'
Can you please stop having such an active social life? I'm tryna get fucked over here
If one more dude who finds out I'm a cop asks to see me in uniform I'm gonna become asexual
I need an outfit that says "thanks for hiring me" but also says "i want dick in my mouth".
We got high, had sex, and watched retro scooby doo shows. Best friends with benefits yet.
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