their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
I had a dream you and I were having sex. It was pretty romantic.... until you started pulling out toys.
they described our state of being as looking similar to a crime scene....you were on the ground and i was running around screaming.
who paints a picture of their own dick and sends it to people. i dont know if its borderline crazy or just fucking genius...
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
You rode him down the last flight of stairs like a human sled.
On that note I give you a 10 for sticking the landing and staying on the whole ride.
I threw up sweet potatoes. Worst thing to throw up ever. They came back mashed.
It's one of those nights that you wish to god someone would booty call you, and then realize you'll just be stuck here with your poptart...
So to recap Superbowl Sunday - I won $100, bumped into the anti-christ and his cult, met a guy in a kilt and a wican, then got invited to a gayguy afterhours party.
Gonna be tough to beat that next year!
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
Hold me and let me compliment your butt
Ps I took your recycling out, the 9 champagne bottles, vodka bottle, and tequila bottle is how I knew it was yours
Hey sorry if you felt me holding your hand in the middle of the night I was actually just checking you had a pulse
I tried to get the guy I like to “spit shake” on a sexual bet... why am I such a bro fml
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