okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
ITS DAYLIGHT SAVINGS TIME SUNDAY EVERYTHING IS GOING TO BE OK AFTER ALL
He just asked me to pee through my panties while he watched. I might need more tequila for this one.
someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
Why do I have a missed call from "The Anaconda" ?
My car windows are covered in lube. Happy 4th of July!
he was like "can i get a kiss" and i was like "can i get a taco"
Does Jesus have blonde highlights? Pretty sure I saw him in a lavender shirt and Sperry's.
I'd just like to formally thank you for the size of your dick. The gods must really love you.
Trust me.. Might look gay.. Might feel gay... But I could snap your neck with my inside thighs bro
A drunk and bleeding peter is knocking on your door... in nothing more than a sombrero, boxers and cowboy boots.
I just walked in on Joel doing a buck naked tripod headstand in front of the mirror so he could see the bug bite on his balls
Add tweezing eyebrows to the list of things not to do while on adderol....
If you need me I'll be in the hospital involving super glue and fake eyelashes.
We got high, had sex, and watched retro scooby doo shows. Best friends with benefits yet.
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