what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
i just saw a foot job.
porn is incredible...
I'm really starting to miss his dick. Like so much I'm actually tempted to try and work things out with him again.
Hahaha my philosophy professor just opened class with "I had a shitty weekend and I was at the bar until 815 this morning. So bear with me".
I think I was the only one who knew you were acting like you weren't drunk in public issues discussion this morning. Make sure you thank me in your Academy Award Speech someday.
Saved a second guy who was crying/on the verge of wigging out. Just call me the drug whisperer.
Is being in jail an excusable absence?
If the sex wasn't incredible why would I compare it to cheesy tots
Clearly I'm trying to change the world one fuck at a time
you DO IT for the people
I'm not even 100% sure what it is, but if it involves Thor and Doritos, I'm in
Riding your boyfriend's dick for an hour then waitressing for 8 hours. Would not recommend.
I just gave them my two week notice. Now is the perfect time to fuck my boss's son
I feel like a dancer trapped in the body of a math instructor. Love, Mom
my roommates gone so i can take codeine and sleep naked
Don’t drink the Bloody Mary - it’s vodka and salsa.
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