I think scott just propositioned me for sex
i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
my mom heard me say 'don't squirt that at me' while me & him were in my room. She then decided to call my aunt and complain to her that she has the sluttiest daughter in town. she refused to believe me when i told her i was talking about gel.
I'm with your mom on this one.
i have it on good authority that she is not as good at giving head as she claims she is
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I don't care what you say, cheap wine does NOT taste better in expensive crystal...
Why was I handcuffed to the roof?
It was easier then trying to explain why you couldn't fly
Succesfully slept on the roof at work for 3.5 hours without getting caught. I need a promotion
hes the hot one from work who thought i was dead after my party
after attempting to eat a candy cane bigger than my hand i have determined there's no way to eat this that doesn't seem erotic
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Easy. Go to walmart, buy a bag of charcoal. everyone gets a present and it's cheap.
I found a hair colour I want in a porn.
For the record you're a very classy lady and your love for and mastery of strap-ons is amazing. I would gladly marry you and father your offspring
On a scale from 1 to 10 how gross is it to get a chili dog from a vending machine?
Remeber when we went camping and fucked those two guys? Yeah me either but I'm covered in poison oak so I'm guessing it's from that.
So, I can officially cross "getting eaten out in a church confession booth" off my bucket list.
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