I have a feeling we are going to become cougars together.
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
we could easily be the first people to smoke 3 bowls and pound a Four Loco before goin on a tour of the Tillamook cheese factory
I just recycled a years worth of liquor bottles. I can feel my alcoholic carbon footprint shrinking
Ok love is a little strong. But he consented to Nachos, beer and board game date with my cats. Keeper.
The only thing i was looking forward to on 4th of july was the google logo and they let me down. That and beer, lots and lots of beer
It was either a cute kinda butch tomgirl or a really fem guy. Either way, I made out with it. Bisexuality, my best friend.
I am now the only person in my apartment who hasn't had sex in my bed.
He's going to let me keep his bowl in my car. Does that make us Facebook official?
You're on Grindr at the STD clinic. I love you.
You chest bumped everyone we walked by on the way home... Even girls
so at 3am I stumbled into my parents house and crawled into bed with them, I need to start dating.
Did you smoke and go to the aquarium again?
You squatted and peed on the living room floor while maintaining eye contact with Sebastian
Tell me that I didn't just get ash in my Russian and just mix it TF in bc who cares and life has no meaning.
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