My mind said no, but my drink said yes.
i wanna make it FB official so he cant fuck anyone else. but that means i can't fuck anyone else either. CONUNDRUM
dude ... she has a full length mirror in her shower, don't even tell me shes not dtf
i thought to myself 'what a productive day'. then i realized all ive done is one load of laundry and shaved my balls.
Ok, honestly? Periods can't be THAT bad, have you ever tried to shave a ball sack?!
I was unaware that a tutu and pasties was appropriate attire to this
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
I deem her datable let the dance of attraction commence
I want to see boobs tonight. Like, real ones. Your ones.
I'm romantic.
But yesterday I literally met half his family buzzed wearing a cheeta print bathing suit super short shorts and a tiny tank top.. I was like awesome
He stopped in the middle of us banging in order to check in for his Southwest flight.
I'm to the point of desperation where I stare at customers penis imprints through their pants all day
Oohh. Then yes, he is the Alpha Fuckboy.
I can't. I'm going camping this weekend. I do have a life outside of your dick.
its not much but to go through all that to ask for half a balls worth of money was so stressful
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