Whats contracted in vegas does not stay in vegas....
I now officially know the distance between my two boobs is one twizzler.
From inside my college history class i see him waving his arms while holding a beer bong trying to get my attention
I just smoked a bowl while riding a horse. This has been a productive vacation.
he rubbed his balls on my face to wake me up.. this friends with benefits thing is getting out of hand.
He went bowling in his bathroom.. And shattered the toilet.
It's ok. Rob's just shotgunning upside down.
come find me. Outside the bar we were just in waving my syringe in the air
I really want to fuck that guy in the full wind breaker suit
i was thinking shit as she was saying it. it was a sarcasm time loop
Uhh I just had to break up with a guy who I didn't even know I was dating...
you can tell a lot about a person by the quality of their porn
I think I'm just gonna exercise my lungs and fingers. With bong hits and crochet. BECAUSE I AM A REAPONSIBLE ADULT DAMMIT!!
We banged in his car behind the burrito place. Google Maps keeps asking me to rate my visit. 5/5, would cum again.
I’m honestly just flattered that you think I could make PornHub’s Top 10.
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