my mom just found my bong and asked what it was. I told her it was a hookah
and she bought it?!?
yeah...but her friends at work told her hookah was fun and now she wants to smoke it with me...im thinkin yes
At barnes & noble, drinking beer out of thermoses, lookin legit.
A guy just tried to send me a pic of his penis & my phone sent me a disclaimer saying "the components were unsuitable for your terminal"
Even your phone knows you shouldn't sleep with him...
That glade motion activator thing keeps going off every time we pass the bong. I don't know what I'm getting high off right now.
Someone played tic tac toe on my abs?
I'm challenging a 70 yr old alcoholic woman who is half my size tonight. Wish me luck
why are all my papers due the day after my potential hangover
Have you resumed life with the rest of the world yet or are you still huddled in the fetal position while wearing compression gear?
Cavemen vs astronauts. weapons to be determined. Who would win?
This must be what defeat feels like to Tom Brady today. I bet he wishes he could barf up all of his bad decisions from yesterday, too.
I will refer to it as the penis of glory... he fucked me for 3 and a half hours - and all he needed was a 5 minute power nap in the middle (which he took WHILE INSIDE ME). I plan on staying with him forever
I went through his pics. Will you go with me to get tested?
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
i just remember that i was on top of him and he wasnt contributing to the event much.. god i hope he wasnt asleap.
She ripped her shorts off and yelled "VAGINA TIME!"
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