last night was a success...if success means i don't remember the guy's name and my panties are somewhere in the parking lot behind the bar
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
i watch way too much csi for them to even pretend to be my friend.
I just found out that my father was a Human condom for halloween when I was 4. And to think I used to wonder where my sense of humor came from.
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I don't think my prof knows we've noticed her No Bra Fridays.
Also, you tried to make me learn all of the presidents, in order, with a picture book as an aid. At 4 am. What the fuck?
you're good to come back. The bouncer pulled me aside and told me. He also said you have nothing to worry about and that you have an awesome "upper punch" or some shit
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
This guy has a theme song for the joints he rolls
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The moment I said this burrito on my nuts feels really good is the moment I knew I was drunk
Casually blacked out last night and apparently told him he couldn't come back to bed until he got me Taco Bell.
I fucked R2D2 last night. I consider Star Wars day a success.
New low: uploading my contacts into Facebook in an attempt to get the name of the girl I brought home last night.
I'm a shining star this evening. Dancing with a cane in rite aid now. I should be kept under survaillance.
I woke up beside him and almost cried. Then I realized you were on the other side so I knew I hadn't made any bad decisions.
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