Marg and I just meaowed the nat anthem. I was tenor.
'm tripping baaaaaaaaaaaaaaas
after everytime she pucked, she insisted on us all giving her high fives
and all i could think was, am i really about to have sex with someone who still thinks that pee comes out of the actual vagina?
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
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I gurantee you I'll be the only one dressed as a giraffe.
He's had mdma poured down his throat. He's getting huggy.
Quick question. What's the protocol on going back to a bar after going home with one of their bartenders?
Go back and try to find another to go home with.
just walked across campus with a bottle of champagne in between my boobs. night two and the quest for classiness is already over
i wore just an American flag as my costume-huge success. 20 people pledged allegiance to my ass including a senior frat boy at the keg. God bless America.
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That was a very uncomfortable conversation to have without pants on. But his mom was pretty cool about it.
I'm about to eat a honey mustard chicken salad on the toilet while I try to shit. You really think I care about what "kind of guy he is?" The fuck out of here.
If you don't care, I don't. Good luck finding prince charming.
Just paid for my STD meds using a giftcard I got for Christmas. Thanks mom.
Riddle me this: How does one check in at the Marriott, but wake up at the W?
I bet I give better head than any other PTA mom.
he had to stop me from eating snow off the street on the way back to pick up our cars. that's how hungover i am.
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