found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
Ask me how many people I've slept with. Because its changed since I last saw you.
I saw you 20 MINUTES AGO. You need to stop this.
I just woke up at my desk with "To Whommmmmmmmm" typed on a letter. I have no memory of waking up, getting dressed or driving in.
is election day enough of a holiday to justify getting fucked up on a tuesday?
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I voted for him because his wife supports his raging sex life.
Even his old football coach jokes about how big it is. I don't want to be alone in a room with him and that monster.
You need to get here now. Before they realize I'm not puerto rican.
The dry cleaners wouldn't even take our clothes. That's how bad of a night it was.
It's the 30 sec rule.... the worst that could happen is I could die
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Never go with a hippy to a second location. I fucking hate Xanax.
Senior week was like trying to herd cats. Very drunk cats.
I just bought a blender and 120 pizza rolls. Bring tequila.
And thank god for autocorrect cuz I can't even think in English let alone spell in it right now.
It's just really funny to hear them talk about March for Life when literally every single one of those girls has had an abortion
When we became besties with benefits we agreed I could still get dick
I didn't think I'd have to specify "not my Dad"
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