For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
Oh and ps....i was sleeping soundly until i woke up by the sound of amy on the phone with her mom sobbing hysterically because she can't stop having the shits.
Ill pay your DUI fine if you just come see me nooooowwwww
no. its 2:30am and im not going to jail for a booty call
Haha I wonder if my burp offended him. So I gave him a fist pump to signify how friendly I am
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how should i go about explaining the hickey i drunkenly gave myself last night?
Day two of taking my adderall. I just organized the pantry and alphabetized my dvds. I've missed my mind on drugs
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
well he has a gf so if he picks me up tonight i'll only him finger me
being alone eating nachos and drinking from a giant munchen beermug really isnt that sad
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Apparently as I was doing the walk of shame home my dad's date was on her way to hers. hoes come in all ages these days
Flaming shots last night. Missing an eye brow. There a connection?
Mistakes were made. Hot mistakes that I want to make again. But tapping your employee is def a mistake. Esp in front of two other employees.
Peanut butter and whiskey is not a dinner
Stories. There's stories.
MEGHAN YOU'VE BEEN THERE FOR 20 MINUTES
i found 4 slices of pizza in my toaster, and a can of unopened soup in my blender.. wtf?
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