that john and kate plus 8 dude has ruined asians for me
Came home to a chalk baord that read:" Think like a rapist." Can't say I'm surpirsed.
Gonna get hammered and start online dating men in prison. But... only the ones who get out within two years.
Girl's gotta have her standards.
he called me "his little blueberry cunt muffin"...how would that make you feel?
The brown eye won't let me do that either.
you should just get pregnant. that way you don't need to decide on a career.
did you seriously just ask me if there is such thing as a sophisticated batman shirt?
No. I do not want to discuss your lesbian tendencies with my sister.
She still started it.
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
EVERYONE CAN HEAR YOU FUCKING YOU ARE IN A TENT
You BETTER NOT STEAL MY MOTHERFUCKING SQUIRREL
Pretty sure I just puked up sand. And nothing else.
We watched playoff games and fucked so we could both see the TV. I've now found true love.
death bed.
death patio
stfu you slept on the patio!?!
I'm at the drive thru window, five minutes out. If the bathtub is empty or you're dressed when I arrive I'm not sharing.
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