nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
come downstairs quick. our boyfriends are having a dance off in nothing but their underwear and shoes. and they have semis too.
Check Facebook. Random dude tagged us in photos from last night dancing at Denny's while eating a sampler platter. 1. How does he have our names, and 2. You said we ate at Tbell.
my head hurts. i need an adult
and not like a cool parent adult. like a full fledged party pooper grandparent adult
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He fucked a girl named Oreo... He deserved syphilis.
Drunbk and roasting marshmallows on my stove. Accidentally singed the catr's fur but she'sd alright.
I never should have let my cousin and his pregnant girlfriend move in with me. I'm never having sex again. They scare off men more than 'my dream wedding' pin board.
I woke up in confetti... confetti and shame
I finally broke my dry spell. I did it. D-do-da-Dora.
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Okay so it turns out that my bf keeps a log of every time I sleep-fart. It's dated back to 2013.
If all that ever happens between us is orgasms and dank memes, I think I'd be okay with that.
If those panties could talk.
"Once upon a time, Jenny got chlamydia from a magician. The end."
Swear on my life the dude next to us just ordered a pizza and I will fight to the death for a slice
I'm ne vrr drinkjng againnnnnnnn dforeal.
I attempted to walk home at 5:30 this morning cuz i was mad at him cuz he didn't want to cuddle and didn't have pizza. I got 3 houses down n fell over.
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