i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
i threw up in his kitchen sink and then used a measuring cup to drink water because i couldn't find a clean glass. i just threw up down the stairs. it's gonna be a long walk home.
he sat in the bathtub shirtless yelling in gibberish for 40 minutes. funniest. stoner. ever.
how ive managed to spend 100$ at an open bar is beyond me.
no dont talk to me..because of you my bar tab was more expensive than my hospital bill
She is chewing on staples and spitting them at her cat, I think it's time to leave..
I just masturbated to the audio from my psych lecture . . . this screwing my prof fantasy is getting serious.
It's great having no responsibilities. In normal life I would be freaking the fuck out right about now. But the only worry I have from last night is where i got this shower caddy full of cookies. God I love college.
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
Like woke up with a dick piercing kind of drunk.
My boyfriend told me that I said I wanted to "feast on her vagina"... Glad I don't remember.
I would also like you to tell your human bio class that I successfully smoked out the flu. 103 degree when I woke up yesterday. 100degree after one bowl. 4 more bowls and 16 hours later all that's left is a cough
Even my fuck buddy told me I needed a boyfriend. Fml.
I slept with six men with different nationalities this week. Who says I'm not a woman of culture?
DON NOT, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES WATCH CLOWN PORN.
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