you could tell him that chauvinism doesn't go very well with his gay homemade tank top
I can practically hear my vag and my conscience fighting.
My dad walked in on me masturbating in my own apartment.....my own apartment!!
drunken yoga. on the beach. senior week. you have been chosen <3
We had on the same team jersey so at the time it made sense to hook up.
Duh.
You were so excited to be getting 4 tickets to the Whale Rodeo.... That high
please tell me we weren't that bad as freshmen
i can't, we're worse now
we superglued breast forms to his chest. those aren't coming off anytime soon.
Why do I have a wristband from the birthing center at the University of Maryland hospital....
A boy in some branch of the military kissed me I think I'm going through an American sniper phase
And he kept lifting up his shirt every few minutes to check if his nipples were still there
friends who go to the bar together leave the bar together and im not leaving you behind ohana means family
my vagina can't handle any more of our 4 day long smash bash. it should be like a holiday or something. should only happen once a year.
Is this making any sense, because I’m puking and trying to be Philosophical right now
Honestly, this social distancing bullshit is giving me a good excuse for drinking alone.
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