there hasn't been a girl guy ratio this good since a guy jumped on one of the Titanic life rafts
So i got in my car, the seats are leaned back, and soft soul music is playing. Wtf happened last night.
You seriously don't know?He was trying to arrest you and you were shouting that you were being punk'd. Punk'd? that show got cancelled like 5 years ago.
I'm watching i used to be fat. I've been doing crunches for the last half hour yelling at the slut on tv to stop crying and do crunches.
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We found you on the floor drooling you kept saying over and over how you were double jointed.
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I thought i lost my bra, but when i went back to help clean it was hanging up on the wall
I'm sad we weren't friends when I went through my "I like drugging my friends" phase
OH MY GOD! I CAN FEEL A PULSE IN MY BALLS IT HURTS! ITS LIKE MINI FEMINIST NINJAS ARE ATTACKING MY BALLS!!!
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as your best friend, I hope we never outgrow 'I Just Got Laid' texts
She told him that she never wanted to see him again then took his takeout box of bacon cheddar fries and got in the uber saying "for feminism"
My makeup bag looks like it has lips and wants to sing to me... Too high?
I don't blame you. I made YouTube videos of me singing Rent songs then slept with a married couple. Fucking tequila.
Teacher vividly described one of the times he did shrooms, sat down, sighed, and told everyone to go do drugs and let us out 15 minutes into class. I love community colleges
Got pulled over today for going 90 in a 40 zone with my leg out of the window. Still got out of the ticket. I'm getting way too good at this. Wanna trade bodies so we can see if it's my boobs or my charm?
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