brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
i was so drunk he made me beileve the song was called "thanksgiving sex."
i wish there was a photo editing effect that fully opened my drunk eyes
Im beginning to think that if I ever write an autobiography it will have to be mostly fill in the blank.
Managed to discreetly puke out of a moving streetcar window, in front of no less than a dozen people. Nobody saw/said anything. I feel like a legit local now.
She was puking in a plastic bag while cleaning where she puked on the floor. She knows how to multitask.
we spent fifteen minutes trying to convince you that you weren't locked inside of your car
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
Looked for my lighter in the console and found more tampons. Seriously. You're like a squirrel prepping for a hard winter. A menstruating squirrel.
It was one of those nights where you get back from the bar and end up staying up till 3AM beating off to facebook photos of girls from college
So this tall girl jumped in our cab and I was like hey I have pics of u on my phone. It wasn't creepy at all
We smoked a bowl in front of the abortion clinic shouting Obama at the protestors.
HELP! I GOT DRUNK IN THE LIVING ROOM AND CANT GET UP UPSTAIRS
Is it just me or is Michael Jackson blasting throughout the house
Awake! can you bring me my pants...im under the couch
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