Define "chronic" masturbator.
Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
around noonish you got carried out for spitting water and throwing cups at old people...
There's an old bald Japanese dude on the metra next to me. He's drinking MGD on a crowded train, and rocking out way too hard to what may be the same Dallas Green song I'm listening to. Life is sweet.
I just recorded courtney puking and set it as my ringtone.
I feel awful
Physically or morally
Physically. The only immoral thing I did was steal money from strippers while they gave me lapdances.
I wasn't concerned until I realized he was using the vase my birthday flowers came in as a " big glass" for his 151 and coke.
I complimented him on his choice of carpeting while he was humping me.
How does a law student 15 days away from graduation prepare for a pass fail final? Drinking beer, eating thick cut bacon, and watching game of thrones, that's how
It's like God tapped him on the shoulder and said "You are now capable of giving world shattering, tear jerking head."
Sweet! It'll be a "that-minor-I-used-to-serve-alcohol-to-is-no-longer-a-minor" party!!!
Smoked a joint with mom, best Thanksgiving ever!
Nothing says girls night like wine cheese and pregnancy tests 😂
I woke up next to a Big Mac box.. And had no sheets or clothes on. The night was a success I think.
It's sunday night and I just went to the store to buy cookie dough and condoms, I'm so proud of myself.
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