Erica just called me. She woke up in a storage closet in Mike's building with one shoe and no bag. Can you check your photos from last night to see if she had it at the bar?
dont get mad but guess who just got banned for life from dodger stadium
it was really bad. he went around saying "I want you inside of me" to everyone.
I JUST SHOOK HIS GRANDMOTHER'S HAND. WITH COCK HANDS. THIS IS NOT FUNNY.
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he was alternating between taking bites of butter and bagel. he said it was easier than finding a knife
Wow. This hand sanitizer smells awesome. It's like I just gave a handjob to a fruit basket.
Just played slippy cup. Flip cup plus slip n slide. What did you do with your fourth of july?
I honestly think the worst part about the night is they just kicked us out of the park and we didn't even get to go into Disneyland Jail
We fucked through the entire Destiny's Child album, it was a beautiful thing.
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I had 17 beers 2 days ago. I'm not dad material yet
I'm just gonna go with where the wind takes me. if it takes me to his dick, so be it.
I asked him to explain what he meant by "hooking up" in paragraph form
if i do community service solely to impress a guy, everyone wins, right?
except your soul
HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT
So I just ran in to the Couger you saw me take home last month who i haven't talked to since then at Wawa and she was PISSED.. APPARENTLY i fucked her niece last week
My lack of taco bell is hindering me from seeing the good part of that situation
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