My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
Not only is chick snoring like a 48 year old man but she's farting in rhythm
Dear man in the lobby please go play whith yourself elsewhere
There are the 2 BIGGEST tools by me-- at our table. I hate them. But they're not ugly and I may make out with them later. And hate myself. Definitely hate myself.
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All I remember about walking back home was that I maced my shadow.
Heating the house with the oven may not be safe but at least it's always preheated
That's science, my friend. Boner science.
I'm currently making some changes in my life. If you don't hear from me anymore, then you're probably one of them. Or I'm dead.
i had choclate birthday cake for breakfast and am currently flossing my teeth w a condom wrapper. at work. hot mess for 200 alex
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Maybe if more guys knew my pillowtalk occasionally includes me scribbling notebook diagrams of cell signalling pathways, I'd get laid more often
I haven't been sober in 4 days.
Then be sober
No.
I've never been so excited to have my ass in so much pain.
IF YOU DIE ON LSD YOU DIE FOR REAL
idk how many shots you took between 2:39 and 3:05, but your message went from "Please text me tomorrow." to "Why you sto textom?"
One can only be this extremely wet once a year and I feel like I'm bitch slapping god by not using this gift he has bestowed on me.
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