booty call
i swear to god if you come over i will kick you in the pussy.
Anderson Cooper interviews Obama. It's like CNN is teasing and broadcasting my dream 3 way.
Fiestas. Its like a classier verson of mardi gras.
Probably, but last night was a special kind of drunk. It was a "let's see how drunk I can get without killing myself" drunk.
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Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
I think jizz is working it's way to becoming my number 1 food source.
I just ran up four flights of stairs in heels, im getting an orgasm tonite.
i have a wrist watched drawn on my wrist that it says shot o clock
Just remembered getting lost in a "shortcut" through yards and GPSing my way home last night
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And I'm ok with his balls touching my ass
at what point last night did i decided to have a photo shoot with your camel toe
Yuck. My throat feels like someone chucked a couple of Maltov cocktails down it and finished it off with a super soaker filled with Jameson.
It will be like a scavenger hunt.. only we're looking for places to have sex.
Aaand now my client contact has seen your boobs.
I smell like thanksgiving dinner and bad decisions. Its not even thanksgiving yet.
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