I realized today that the only reason you made out with Travis is because he has nice teeth
he was dropping me off and i told him i had to go to the bathroom and i leaned into kiss him and he asked how i went to the bathroom with a tampon up there... he was amazed that their was a third hole...and wanted me to show him where it was
i'm not going because i feel like it's just gunna be a "this is your life" who i banged this years addition
Mental note: adding peach schnapps to a gin and tonic does not "water it down."
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Tequila shots with cinnamon and orange write it down before I forget
You have permanently scared my back with your nails. I would like to congratulate you on a job well done.
Idk yet. Trying to convince him to get a phoenix bird tattoo first
You need an intervention. You fell into traffic walking home.
Not really. Birthday weekend. Totally jusifiable. Besides I didn't get hit. No harm no foul.
He gave me such a powerful orgasm I blurted out I love you. This is why just rebouding out of a serouis relationship is awkward.
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She screamed at us, "You guys need to wake up and smell the beer-bong!"
He was literally going down on me and giving me a foot rub AT THE SAME TIME. What more can I ask for?
SOS YOU NEED TO TAKE THE CANDY PANTIES OUT OF THE GLOVE COMPARTMENT BEFORE MOM TAKES MY CAR
It's only funny because he thinks you had sex with him to rob him.
I did put on a shirt to start the night, right?
Ps can u get with my cousin? He's a freshman at uconn and he's very attractive but like were related....
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