And then she said we stopped for a train and i tried crawling out the back window.. again, i dont remember this.
yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
He just asked me if his big had a curved penis. Awkward? I think so.
he just found out the funeral is this morning so i'm wearing last night's clothes and look like a total slut.
These old people don't even realize they're giving me weed money for shoveling snow.
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
whatever, you made your decision to be a responsible student and where did it get you? a pushed back exam and no blowjob.
Then you started asking people on the drunk bus if they knew the word "gumption". if they didn't you told them they weren't taking advantage of their high education opportunities and you were disappointed in them.
4 girls from the bar, me, strip basketball. here. NOW
Ideas I've had tonight: An entire movie based off the Pixar lamp jumping on stuff.
Everytime Our professor said "penis fencing" in class today we took shots.
Still no second date. Guess you shouldn't show guys your taser on the first date.
Can i have the words "she went crazy and never came back" written on my grave?
I am eating a fluff-a-nutter sandwich at the gym right now. I brought vodka too.
We live walking distance from the coors factory. no, we do not have a dry week.
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