Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
WTF. you left me with no condoms and you ate all my mac and cheese. scumbag.
my mom asked me how i could steal on a clear conscious and i told her it was because when i was younger she let me watch alladin and he did it.
my fingers and penis are no longer on speaking terms. My penis is too jealous of where my fingers get to go.
why do married chicks ALWAYS cry after?
i've never been more proud of someone than i was when he told me he got his first blowjob at age 13...from two chicks
Ifound a recepit for a hotel room in my sock. soo.. Ithink thats where my dog is.
His best friend walked in while we were banging, turned on the light, yelled BURN, grabbed his computer to play the Thunderstruck drinking game, turned off the light and left.
Next test. Underwater blowjob. If you fail...out of water blow job
honestly, i just want you to have sex with him too so that you can fully understand my appreciation of his dick as well.
The best revenge is living well. Or pooping in his sunroof. Either or
legit question. can i put a condom down our garbage disposal? my rents are coming over in 20
he wouldnt let me in bed until i took off all the stickers i was covered in
I wouldn't know what to do. You never really mentally prepare for a cactus getting thrown at your face.
You know you turned your life around when your drunk eating salad at 3 am on a Friday night
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