Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
After that we used the in-room hotel coffee pot to warm up some queso. it was brilliant
Im so hungover that my 6 year old cousine made me aspirine and coffee out of playdoh...
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Fat lady wearing Shape Up's. I would feel bad making crude comments, but she has to know it's coming.
Hooking up with him would mean my type has officially become... drug dealer.
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
Memorial weekend is going to be amazeballs. Jungle juice, drunk guys, and my vagina being stimulated by the vibrations of a 4 wheeler. I mean there is no way that can go wrong.
for breakfast I had vodka and flavor blasted goldfish. and I'm topless.
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So awkward... The newspaper lady just caught me sitting stoned in my driveway at 5 am and asked if I was okay. I'm way better than ok right now
I think I shall call his penis Gatsby. We talk about it all the time, but I never see it.
I just hope when I turn 21, it doesn't tank my entire semester.
I'm not gonna lie, my internet creeping skills scare me. I'm like Liam Neeson in Taken
I'm just blindly tossing my dick into whatever comes my way.
The guy next to me on the bus has one hole in his jeans that has over 20 mini dicks drawn on his leg. Classic.
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